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Money jokes
Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad...
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find...
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote...
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g...
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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band....
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Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters....
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What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents)....
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I...
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How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror....
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one....