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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny....

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find...

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a qu...

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How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror....

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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat....

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How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected....

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How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets...

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g...

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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L...

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Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks....