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Money jokes

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks....

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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat....

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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find...

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Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!...

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!...