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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing...

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How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor....

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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills....

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A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,...

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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should...

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather....

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Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m...

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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad...

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Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters....

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !...