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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band....

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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it....

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !...

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What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty....

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks....

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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: Thats what Im afraid of...

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Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks....

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If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden....

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Why do wallets make so much noise?Because money talks....

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!...