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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we wont be able to use it at all.
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Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and...
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then...
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught...
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does....
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