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Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !...

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?...

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I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl...

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head....

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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour....

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Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When...