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Mental health jokes

Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.

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Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!...

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts....

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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch....

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double....

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready....

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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically...

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob...