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Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....

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Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c...

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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil...

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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of...

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds....

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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605...

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Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!...