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Mental health jokes

One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its you.

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Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around....

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts....

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/...