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Mental health jokes

Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."...

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts....

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Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong...

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Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach....

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A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He...

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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch....

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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a...

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Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha...

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In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se...

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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil...