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Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children....

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Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower....

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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly....

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Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature....

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door....

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Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong....

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest....

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him....