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Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?...

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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha...

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Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs....

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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly....

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark...

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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal...

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Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night....

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him....

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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it....