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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second."You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - Take a clean dish and...."
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Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....