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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men....

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow....

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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head....

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Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract....

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?A chauffeur....

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Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....

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Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife....

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Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on....

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Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....

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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly....