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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy....

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Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about...

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Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through....

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....

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Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs....

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Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work....

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Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence....

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Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night....

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk....

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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright....