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Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way....

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Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table....

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Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife....

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Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head....

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Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about...

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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,...

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Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum....

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Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....