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Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark...

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?...

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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened....

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Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table....

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow....

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Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened....