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Q: Whats the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him....

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Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....

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Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it....

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Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name....

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Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife....

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Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips....

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Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about...

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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors....

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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. T...

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions....