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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away....
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows"....
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t...
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What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese....
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!...
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard....
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is....
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine....
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....