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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"...

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese....

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Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!...

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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine....

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....