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Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on....

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Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work....

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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....