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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.

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Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window....

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark...

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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright....

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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?...

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Why do little boys whine?Because theyre practicing to be men....

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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo...

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Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name....

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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....

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Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one....

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest....