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Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright....

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Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....

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Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....

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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job....

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Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare....

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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it....

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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor...

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark...

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What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."...

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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure....