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How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job....

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Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence....

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Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....

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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....

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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone....

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Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong....

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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark...

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What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house....

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Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum....

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Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table....