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"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband dont get along."
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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,...
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"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou...
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week....
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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an...
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she....
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QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"...
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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"...
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My wife sez that Im too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, Ill have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mea...
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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it....
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Hey, you just shot my wife.Im so sorry, have a shot at mine !...