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Marriage jokes
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"
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Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little can...
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Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w...
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,...
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Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs....
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "...
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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief...
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millio...
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl...
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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti...
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A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried...