Category
20
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning,...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told h...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are trulyinseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Polic...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, hes finished....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Its for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at th...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman....