Category
95
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

"I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker:"Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that,he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened thedoor, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmedred roses.At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favoritechocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designerdress. The woman couldnt wait for her husband to come home.The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfiedthat he had recovered what could have been a very badsituation. His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then thechocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "Ive neverhad a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Ive got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?Because she never marries the best man....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those s...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a...