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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo you think it means?""Youll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it tohis wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled"The meaning of dreams"
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assu...
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"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym...
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Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju...
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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked."...
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A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women...