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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo you think it means?""Youll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it tohis wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled"The meaning of dreams"

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