JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 1911/10/2007
Marriage jokes
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike."sighing deeply, she replied, "Thats exactly what he asked me aboutyou."
More Marriage Jokes:
Category
Marriage jokes
Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look i...
Category
Marriage jokes
"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi...
Category
Marriage jokes
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "Whats wrong?"The depressed one replied, "Ive been married f...
Category
Marriage jokes
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 yea...
Category
Marriage jokes
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets....
Category
Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an id...
Category
Marriage jokes
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long....
Category
Marriage jokes
"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou...
Category
Marriage jokes
Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe...
Category
Marriage jokes
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the fl...