Category
79
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident."The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are youusing to gamble with?"The guy replies, "Oh, Ive got gambling money."

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Wife: "Do you think of me when youre away darling?"Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I dont have a headache!"He says, "...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had yo...