Category
86
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one morestep a car will run over you and you will die."The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him."Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?""I am your guardian angel," the voice answered."Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?"A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations."

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remain...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, th...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

"And hows yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, shes too weak t be dangerous anym...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Hey, you just shot my wife.Im so sorry, have a shot at mine !...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor,...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo...