Category
101
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where Im to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied. The wedding day arrives, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the grooms vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" Th e groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The vicar put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them ha...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get t...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

What happened at the cannibals wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She t...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happe...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti...