Category
58
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Marriage jokes

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than Ive ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wifes first husband."

More Marriage Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long....

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind hi...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wiz...

Category
0 stars
Marriage jokes

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief...