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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug...
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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa...
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source...
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod....
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t...
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Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!...
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After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see...
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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha...
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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block....
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Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday...