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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted."Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "Youve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."

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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte...