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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits....
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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo...
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte...
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh...
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,...
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th...
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...
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Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against...
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances....
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If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?...