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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion....
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending...
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice....
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic....
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman....
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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d...
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,...
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the...
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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."...