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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."...

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