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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...

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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th...

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What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,...

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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh...

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Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!...

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo...

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough....

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope....

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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa...