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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!
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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d...
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers....
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo...
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th...
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Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!...
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am...
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances....
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline....
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the...