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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...
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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh...
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Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....
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What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion....
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh...
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo...
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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch...
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The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s...
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested....