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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal...
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice....
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending...
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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie...