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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.
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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie...
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A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d...
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,...
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A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa...
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Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!...
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t...
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A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso...
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal...
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh...
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline....