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Lawyer jokes

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances....

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...

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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th...

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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic....

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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo...