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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope....
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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye...
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t...
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t...
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark....
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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform...
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits....
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo...
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Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against...
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A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso...