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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h...
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...
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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn...
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b...
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Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo...
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic....
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In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a...
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits....
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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case....
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman....