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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
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Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved....
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice....
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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending...
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!...
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough....
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am...
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the...