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Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i...
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t...
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am...
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A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso...
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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!...
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The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s...
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers....
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b...
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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye...
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal...