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Lawyer jokes
A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasnt a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th...
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman....
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal...
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Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved....
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion....
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Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."...