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Lawyer jokes
A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasnt a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark....