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Lawyer jokes
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!...
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"...