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Lawyer jokes
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasnt under oath, Id return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle....
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First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!...
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope....
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic....
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t...
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o...
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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye...
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Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline....
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am...
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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case....