Category
109
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Lawyer jokes

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all overthem.His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man andasks him what he is doing. The man says "Im sending out 1,000 Valentine cardssigned, Guess who?""But why?" asks the man."Im a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

More Lawyer Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved....

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn...

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers....

Category
0 stars
Lawyer jokes

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie...