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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits....
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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch...
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,...
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough....
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances....
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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye...
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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh...
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A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform...
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What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still....
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Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved....