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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th...

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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?...

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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of...