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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2
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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti...
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t...
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."...
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As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform...
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Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."...
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Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605...
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Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!...
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig...
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t...