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My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....

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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is...

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil...