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I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but its got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t...
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Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2...
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou...
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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block....
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you....
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type....
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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...
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What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese....
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To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1...